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If wisdom were on sale in the open market, the stupid would not even...
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When I played ball, I didn’t play for fun. . . . It’s no...
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He’s a Blockhead who wants a proof of what he Can’t Percieve And he’s...
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Speech is the mirror of the mind.
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In the next year or so, my signature will appear on 60 billion of...
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I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart’s affection and the...
Quote #12333
Statistics are like a drunk with a lampost: used more for support than illumination.
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I sometimes think we expect too much of Christmas Day. We try to crowd...
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You will have more fun on your vacation if you maintain a mental age...
Quote #2847
In heaven all the interesting people are missing.