Quote #1554
No good deed goes unpunished.
Quote #4988
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
Quote #20685
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
Quote #2374
The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of...
Quote #19030
Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead...
Quote #3673
While you are away, movie stars are taking your women. Robert Redford is dating...
Quote #7762
The name of peace is sweet, and the thing itself is beneficial, but there...
Quote #13630
We cannot live only for ourselves. A thousand fibers connect us with our fellow...
Quote #7578
It is forbidden to decry other sects; the true believer gives honour to whatever...
Quote #2682
Life is either always a tight-rope or a featherbed. Give me a tight-rope.