Quote #10711
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
Quote #31518
In the sphere of thought, absurdity and perversity remain the masters of the world,...
Quote #20840
Good name in man and woman, dear my lord, Is the immediate jewel of...
Quote #12822
He who kills a man kills a reasonable creature, but he who destroys a...
Quote #30396
I don’t think there is another person in America that wants to tell this...
Quote #15417
To live is to function. That is all there is in living.
Quote #13017
I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.
Quote #26664
What we’re saying today is that you’re either part of the solution or you’re...
Quote #16284
To pity distress is but human; to relieve it is Godlike.
Quote #7073
With silence favor me. (Favete Linguis)