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If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.
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Some men never seem to grow old. Always active in thought, always ready to...
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Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
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None can be an impartial or wise observer of human life but from the...
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I sometimes think we expect too much of Christmas Day. We try to crowd...
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The charms of a passing woman are usually in direct relation to the speed...
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Almsgiving tends to perpetuate poverty aid does away with it once and for all....
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I have a prejudice against people who print things in a foreign language and...
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Do not envy a sinner you don’t know what disaster awaits him.
Quote #33046
The inside half of the plate. That’s where history’s made.