Quote #4778
Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the...
Quote #17607
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with,...
Quote #22698
There are a thousand thoughts lying within a man that he does not know...
Quote #453
Dear Mary: We all knew you had it in you.
Quote #992
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned...
Quote #14501
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
Quote #6955
It is pleasant at times to play the madman.
Quote #17805
Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce.
Quote #9285
What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?
Quote #8835
Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments...