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In the carriages of the past you can’t go anywhere.
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Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
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One should not stand at the foot of a sick person’s bed, because that...
Quote #20545
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody...
Quote #22797
No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.
Quote #27568
I don’t want to live. I want to love first, and live incidentally.
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Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men...
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And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the...
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The scenery in the play was beautiful, but the actors got in front of...
Quote #33378
I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.