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Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no...
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Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks.
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The reason we have two ears and only one mouth, is that we may...
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Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we...
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From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the...
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Young love is a flame; very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still...
Quote #2902
It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you...
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The Islamic Republic is proud to be the target of the rage of the...
Quote #6790
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Quote #33086
What is good for the country is good for General Motors and vice versa.