Quote #62
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Quote #24948
You will find rest from vain fancies if you perform every act in life...
Quote #25413
There is only one way to defeat the enemy, and that is to write...
Quote #798
The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no...
Quote #5575
Seek not happiness too greedily, and be not fearful of happiness.
Quote #2231
Man is the only animal that blushes — or needs to.
Quote #5702
To be a well-flavored man is the gift of fortune, but to write or...
Quote #11459
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
Quote #30213
As death, when we come to consider it closely, is the true goal of...
Quote #2321
When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this...