Quote #9639
Happiness is a warm puppy.
Quote #6582
Sin is the only real colour element left in modern life.
Quote #32389
May you be in heaven a half-hour before the devil knows your dead.
Quote #2108
Optimism is the content of small men in high places.
Quote #31778
Civilization is a progress from an indefinite, incoherent homogeneity toward a definite, coherent heterogeneity.
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #22283
Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it most people aim at...
Quote #31603
I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant’s faithful,...
Quote #22041
Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children...
Quote #3544
or academic men to be happy, the universe would have to take shape. All...