Quote #992
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned...
Quote #21497
Whether you think that you can, or that you can’t, you are usually right.
Quote #3314
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
Quote #684
Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened...
Quote #2822
Nobody ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have while trying...
Quote #4161
Look now how mortals are blaming the gods, for they say that evils come...
Quote #4840
Preach not to others what they should eat, but eat as becomes you, and...
Quote #20930
If all the year were playing holidays, To sport would be as tedious as...
Quote #34359
‘Who are you and how did you get in here’ ‘I’m a locksmith. And,...
Quote #3918
I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a...