Quote #2246
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Quote #15117
To live so that you would not be ashamed to sell the family parrot...
Quote #2071
Mahatma Gandi was what wives wish their husbands were: thin, tan and moral.
Quote #15877
There are pauses amidst study, and even pauses of seeming idleness, in which a...
Quote #23724
So far as we are human, what we do must be either evil or...
Quote #30016
Continental people have sex-lives the English have hot-water bottles.
Quote #14552
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small...
Quote #20985
This bud of love, by summer’s ripening breath, May prove a beauteous flower when...
Quote #25717
Lust of power burns more fiercely than all the passions combined.
Quote #32790
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.