Quote #32485
He was a true friend, he stabbed me in the front.
Quote #24080
I don’t measure America by its achievement but by its potential.
Quote #23713
When things are at their worst I find something always happens.
Quote #24789
Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
Quote #10009
The only way most people recognize their limits is by trespassing on them.
Quote #14696
There is no such thing as pure pleasure; some anxiety always goes with it.
Quote #2521
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.
Quote #33355
Ok. Sex is fine. Sex is good. Sex is GREAT Okay, okay, we need...
Quote #9005
To be in love Is to touch with a lighter hand. In yourself you...
Quote #14152
Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us worthy...