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Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
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Wit is the lowest form of humor.
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Washington is a place where people praise courage and act on elaborate personal cost-benefit...
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If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of...
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He who comes first, eats first.
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Live amongst people in such a manner that if you die they weep over...
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Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you...
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Stupidity consists in wanting to reach conclusions. We are a thread, and we want...
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Somebody should tell us, right at the start of our lives, that we are...
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In Mexico we have a word for sushi Bait.