Quote #2436
Minds are like parachutes – they only function when open.
Quote #11336
Baloney is the lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery...
Quote #32242
There are only two industries that refer to their customers as users.
Quote #13530
I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.
Quote #4821
We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.
Quote #33708
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #14847
When you cease to dream you cease to live.
Quote #3788
“A penny for your thoughts?” “A dollar for your death.”
Quote #23886
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.
Quote #33935
The best fortune that can fall to a man is that which corrects his...