Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #10005
Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to...
Quote #11599
Poverty is a weapon of mass destruction.
Quote #2010
Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.
Quote #7812
There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and...
Quote #9861
A man should not leave this earth with unfinished business. He should live each...
Quote #216
We was robbed!
Quote #30991
It is always easier to ask forgiveness than permission.
Quote #31558
I believe life is a series of near misses. A lot of what we...
Quote #22543
Money, the root of all evil…but the cure for all sadness.