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Be careful out there. There are things that go bump in the night. Actually,...
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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
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When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are...
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The measure of a man is what he does with power.
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The test is to recognize the mistake, admit it and correct it. To have...
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The agenda of the roadblock is the philosophy of the stop sign.
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For to err in opinion, though it be not the part of wise men,...
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Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun It’s cheaper than a...
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I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
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Advice is the only commodity on the market where the supply always exceeds the...