Quote #33721
Even though work stops, expenses run on.
Quote #5547
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
Quote #28081
I once read that the only way to enjoy life is to observe everything...
Quote #32532
Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.
Quote #2098
Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people...
Quote #3319
What God hath joined together no man shall put asunder: God will take care...
Quote #5049
Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted...
Quote #13216
Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
Quote #21629
To imagine is everything, to know is nothing at all.
Quote #33646
The welfare of the people is the ultimate law.