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I hate music, especially when it’s played.
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We thought, because we had power, we had wisdom.
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The highest love of all finds its fulfillment not in what it keeps, but...
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Envy can be a positive motivator. Let it inspire you to work harder for...
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Trouble is only opportunity in work clothes.
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A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and...
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One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach.
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With money in your pocket you are wise, you are handsome, and you sing...
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...