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Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
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The cost of a thing is the amount of what I call life which...
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Tolerance is another word for indifference.
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Sometimes when you look back on a situation, you realize it wasn’t all you...
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He listens well who takes notes.
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We all live in suspense from day to day In other words, you are...
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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
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Every winter, When the great sun has turned his face away, The earth goes...
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Don’t let the bastards grind you down.