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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
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He who is drowned is not troubled by the rain.
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I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
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When the stomach is full, it is easy to talk of fasting.
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The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his...
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He who is always his own counselor will often have a fool for his...
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More important than learning how to recall things is finding ways to forget things...
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When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether...
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The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms...
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There’s no point in arguing with partisan supporters. Their views are their identity. Nothing...