Quote #30889
God could not be everywhere, and therefore he created mothers.
Quote #17197
The shortest and surest way to live with honour in the world, is to...
Quote #28047
You can pretend to be serious you can’t pretend to be witty.
Quote #28
Nothing fails like success.
Quote #1859
Communism is like one big phone company.
Quote #2516
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.
Quote #4194
Know the right moment.
Quote #26697
If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and...
Quote #32628
The progress of the rivers to the ocean is not so rapid as that...
Quote #24222
As long as there are sovereign nations possessing great power, war is inevitable.