Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #22811
There are three classes into which all the women past seventy that ever I...
Quote #8827
The reason I dont play ballads? Because I love to play them.
Quote #26905
Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas.
Quote #31369
The highest reward for man’s toil is not what he gets for it, but...
Quote #4254
Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
Quote #17828
Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
Quote #24505
Sing away sorrow, cast away care.
Quote #3265
Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully ignorant.
Quote #31298
To bemoan the messiness of politics is not just a folly it betrays a...