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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
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1492. As children we were taught to memorize this year with pride and joy...
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The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards
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There is one safeguard known generally to the wise, which is an advantage and...
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True happiness comes from the joy of deeds well done, the zest of creating...
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The way I see it if you want the rainbow you gotta put up...
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Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
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A diplomat is a man who says you have an open mind, instead of...
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If they give you lined paper, write the other way.
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Harvard doesn’t consider anyone a loss until he dies without a diploma, because they...