Quote #9228
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Quote #27922
Just because you’re miserable doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy your life.
Quote #32540
A man does not die of love or his liver or even of old...
Quote #28721
The heart is wiser than the intellect.
Quote #7923
It was no wonder that people were so horrible when they started life as...
Quote #18528
‘At this festive season of the year, Mr Scrooge,’ said the gentleman, taking up...
Quote #32471
Everyone hears what you say, Friends listen to what you say, Best friends listen...
Quote #8001
Speech is human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead: therefore we must...
Quote #24522
The pot calls the kettle black.
Quote #22646
We all of us need assistance. Those who sustain others themselves want to be...