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I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl...
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Nothing is so perfectly amusing as a total change of ideas.
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Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
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If you are idle, be not solitary. If you are solitary, be not idle.
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I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
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A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate,...
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Character, in great and little things, means carrying through what you feel able to...
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All sanity depends on this that is should be a delight to feel heat...
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Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity over humanity, nothing exceeds most of the...
Quote #11039
You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that...