Quote #25219
Beyond talent lie all the usual words discipline, love, luck — but, most of...
Quote #13348
It is better to give than to lend and it costs about the same.
Quote #26144
Lord grant that I might always desire more than I can accomplish.
Quote #14163
No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #33299
Confidence is Going after Moby Dick in a rowboat, And taking the tarter sauce...
Quote #5565
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #18044
I think that somehow, we learn who we really are and then live with...
Quote #33828
I have seen the future and it doesn’t work.
Quote #4885
They say, best men are moulded out of faults, And, for the most, become...