Quote #21360
Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power.
Quote #7391
Choose rather to be strong of soul than strong of body.
Quote #16158
To become an able and successful man in any profession, three things are necessary,...
Quote #19743
Do definite good first of all to yourself, then to definite persons.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #25864
The problem is that Americans would like to be independent of the rest of...
Quote #3799
Today, a successful Congressman has the fundraising ability of a hooker trying to raise...
Quote #30158
To know one thing, you must know the opposite.
Quote #3173
Politicians are the same the world over: they promise to build a bridge even...
Quote #6450
Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.