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The phrase “domestic cat” is an oxymoron.
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They say dreams are the windows of the soul–take a peek and you can...
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The secret of being boring is to say everything.
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My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
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Nobody does good to man with impunity.
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Whatever you do, you need courage. Whatever course you decide upon, there is always...
Quote #20574
I cannot forgive my friends for dying I do not find these vanishing acts...
Quote #32843
There’s no Walter Cronkite to give you the final word each evening.
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Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is...
Quote #17656
Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only...