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Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should...
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Generosity is not giving me that which I need more than you do, but...
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Two-thirds of the earth is covered by water. The other third is covered by...
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To the man who only has a hammer in the toolkit, every problem looks...
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My final merit I refuse you, I refuse putting from me what I really...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Generally students are the best vehicles for passing on ideas, for their thoughts are...
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There is no old age. There is, as there always was, just you.
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Everything I do, I do on the principle of Russian borscht. You can throw...
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Success produces success, just as money produces money.