Quote #3779
The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Quote #32505
Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you...
Quote #8245
When you have once seen the glow of happiness on the face of a...
Quote #24502
Many go out for wool, and come home shorn themselves.
Quote #9316
You can make those promises with just as much passion the second time around....
Quote #3173
Politicians are the same the world over: they promise to build a bridge even...
Quote #13534
Every nation ridicules other nations — and all are right.
Quote #18486
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
Quote #19495
Every man serves a useful purpose A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
Quote #3010
We tolerate shapes in human beings that would horrify us if we saw them...