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Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have...
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If you make people think they are thinking, they will love you. If you...
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Fervor is the weapon of choice for the impotent.
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If I can stop one heart from breaking, If I can ease one pain,...
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I have heard it said that the first ingredient of success – the earliest...
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Metaphors are the weapons of cowards.
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If you refuse where you have always granted you invite to theft.
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Men of perverse opinion do not know the excellence of what is in their...