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All great truths begin as blasphemies.
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #10164
Like dear St. Francis of Assisi I am wedded to Poverty: but in my...
Quote #31547
Better to do something imperfectly than to do nothing flawlessly.
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Women want medicore men. and men are working hard to become as medicore as...
Quote #15310
There are two main human sins from which all the others derive: impatience and...
Quote #5912
Success in highest and noblest form calls for peace of mind and enjoyment and...
Quote #25682
If you treat a sick child like an adult and a sick adult like...
Quote #32430
The best way to sell yourself to others is first to sell the others...