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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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Love is a choice you make from moment to moment.
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A child develops individuality long before he develops taste. I have seen my kid...
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. . .you said good friends are hard to come by I laughed and...
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History is a set of lies agreed upon.
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Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
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Nine out of ten people who change their minds are wrong the second time...
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Shun no toil to make yourself remarkable by some talent or other yet do...
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Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
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If you educate a man you educate a person, but if you educate a...