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Swearing is like any other music…If it is not done well, if it is...
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The only time you don’t fail is the last time you try anything —...
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When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Quote #32127
The awareness of the ambiguity of one’s highest achievements (as well as one’s deepest...
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This is obviously an act of war that has been committed on the United...
Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #1877
Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of...
Quote #24091
No really great man ever thought himself so.
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The incomparable stupidity of life teaches us to love our parents divine philosophy teaches...
Quote #2339
Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so...