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Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.
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There are three kinds of lies lies, damned lies, and statistics.
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A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which...
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Few things are impossible to diligence and skill.
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I just drank eighteen whiskies. That must be a record.
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History repeats itself historians repeat each other.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like...