Quote #2670
There are times when one would like to end the whole human race, and...
Quote #22891
Journalism largely consists of saying ‘Lord Jones is Dead’ to people who never knew...
Quote #3055
I am not young enough to know everything.
Quote #18766
Would that I were a dry well, and that the people tossed stones into...
Quote #20187
The office of government is not to confer happiness, but to give men the...
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Thanksgiving is a typically American holiday…The lavish meal is a symbol of the fact...
Quote #5721
The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavor to be what you...
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Conquer thyself, till thou has done this, thou art but a slave for it...
Quote #1826
England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.
Quote #29513
Life is too serious to be taken seriously.