Quote #402
A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it.
Quote #5191
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
Quote #568
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
Quote #5514
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
Quote #4456
Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.
Quote #28517
Happiness is a butterfly which when pursued is just out of grasp… But if...
Quote #34030
Ladies and gentlemen, today we’re here to honor electricity, the charge that charges everything...
Quote #21083
If a man has talent and cannot use it, he has failed. If he...
Quote #18552
The limitation of riots, moral questions aside, is that they cannot win and their...
Quote #2716
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.