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Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale Vexing the dull ear of a...
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The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an...
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EVERY path may lead you to God, even the weird ones. Most of us...
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Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.
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By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
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The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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None of you truly believes until he wishes for his brother what he wishes...
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening...
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You may search my time-worn face, You’ll find a merry eye that twinkles I...
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Ask, and it shall be given you Seek, and ye shall find Knock, and...