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I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on...
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When you want to test the depths of a stream, don’t use both feet.
Quote #7852
Much of the social history of the Western world over the past three decades...
Quote #27344
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless...
Quote #492
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
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If your professor wrote it, it’s as near to the truth as you ever...
Quote #11062
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Quote #19720
So convenient a thing it is to be a reasonable creature, since it enables...
Quote #13923
How ridiculous and unrealistic is the man who is astonished at anything that happens...
Quote #18872
Information Superhighway is really an acronym for ‘Interactive Network For Organizing, Retrieving, Manipulating, Accessing...