Quote #14924
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the...
Quote #33377
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #15273
It is useless to close the gates against ideas; they overlap them.
Quote #921
If a cluttered desk signs a cluttered mind, Of what, then, is an empty...
Quote #34912
Words are a heavy thing…they weigh you down. If birds talked, they couldn’t fly.
Quote #21247
I used to think that cyberspace was fifty years away. What I thought was...
Quote #29671
I cannot believe that my illness is natural. I suspect Satan, and therefore I...
Quote #20538
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you...
Quote #17786
I’ve come loaded with statistics, for I’ve noticed that a man can’t prove anything...
Quote #11174
A fool judges people by the presents they give him.