Quote #22425
Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries ,...
Quote #25925
If there’s anything unsettling to the stomach, it’s watching actors on television talk about...
Quote #3921
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
Quote #9792
When books are burned in the end people will be burned too.
Quote #26641
I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor...
Quote #22397
We do on stage things that are supposed to happen off. Which is a...
Quote #27384
You have a wonderful child. Then, when he’s 13, gremlins carry him away and...
Quote #29261
Solo homers usually come with no one on base.
Quote #27243
It just ain’t possible to explain some things. It’s interesting to wonder on them...
Quote #27197
Love won’t be tampered with, love won’t go away. Push it to one side...