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Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
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Nearly all legislation involves a weighing of public needs as against private desires; and...
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If God can work through me, he can work through anyone.
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Lead the life that will make you kindly and friendly to everyone about you,...
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For blessings ever wait on virtuous deeds, And though a late, a sure reward...