Quote #26060
If you’re going to have it – have it all.
Quote #33820
The worst thing about Europe is that you can’t go out in the middle...
Quote #23246
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
Quote #3860
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit...
Quote #7203
With reasonable men I will reason; with humane men I will plea; but to...
Quote #14078
Most managers were trained to be the thing they most despise — bureaucrats.
Quote #433
In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.
Quote #7684
You add insult to injury. (Injuriae Addis Contumeliam)
Quote #26491
Materialists and madmen never have doubts.
Quote #4353
Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.