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I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because...
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You may deceive all the people part of the time, and part of the...
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It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the...
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If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
Quote #28633
Be yourself. No one can ever tell you you’re doing it wrong.
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God gives us our relatives–thank God he lets us choose our friends.
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The root of fear is the death of yourself or someone you care about,...
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
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The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
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The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no...