Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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I have every sympathy with the American who was so horrified by what he...
Quote #30390
The mind is like the stomach. It is not how much you put into...
Quote #13969
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Quote #9410
Religion is the opiate of the masses.
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We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a...
Quote #21734
Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.
Quote #19904
You can talk to a fade but a hook won’t listen.
Quote #20121
Let us not be satisfied with just giving money. Money is not enough, money...
Quote #4854
From the still-vexed Bermoothes.