Quote #14058
A traveler must have the back of an ass to bear all, a tongue...
Quote #6381
Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will...
Quote #17912
Our business in this world is not to succeed, but to continue to fail...
Quote #20500
He who hasn’t hacked assemply language as a youth has no heart. He who...
Quote #20196
If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I...
Quote #568
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
Quote #11555
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
Quote #23873
Playing football in the morning is like eating cabbage for breakfast.
Quote #25968
I shall not die of a cold. I shall die of having lived.
Quote #10584
Breathe. Let go. And remind yourself that this very moment is the only one...