Quote #30786
Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
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War is not nice.
Quote #11946
Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver.
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Usenet is distributed network anarchy at its best—or worst, depending on what is posted...
Quote #27703
Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #136
Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
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Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play...
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I will charge thee nothing but the promise that thee will help the next...
Quote #33755
I was coming home from kindergarten–well they told me it was kindergarten. I found...