Quote #30401
I’m disappointed, but I’m not going to run around like Dennis Rodman and head-butt...
Quote #21232
Discretion in speech is more than eloquence.
Quote #34923
Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone but if someone puts his...
Quote #20213
The measure of a man’s real character is what he would do if he...
Quote #2091
Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.
Quote #24076
When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them.
Quote #24412
Children who know how to think for themselves spoil the harmony of the collective...
Quote #30721
I don’t want to describe the hate mail we’ve gotten. (on why she was...
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #33906
Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.