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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
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I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
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The jungle is dark but full of diamonds…
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The slanderer and the assassin differ only in the weapon they use; with the...
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The idea of an election is much more interesting to me than the election...
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We say that the hour of death cannot be forecast, but when we say...
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Truth may be stretched, but cannot be broken, and always gets above falsehood, as...
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Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope...
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You may laugh at a friend’s roof don’t laugh at his sleeping accomodation.
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When you point to the moon, what do you see in front of your...