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Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn’t be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn’t...
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If it were not for the company of fools, a witty man would often...
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If we have been pleased with life, we should not be displeased with death,...
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J.P Morgan, when asked what the stock market will do, replied,
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I find women with well developed flesh very attractive. The scrawny little things doing...
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I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.
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You are 87% water; the other 13% keeps you from drowning.
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Wind buffs up empty bladders; opinion, fools.
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Sometimes the laughter in mothering is the recognition of the ironies and absurdities. Sometime,...
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The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what...